This is going to be a quick one.
To Our Federal Government:
I'm writing in regards to the possibility of allowing different countries to run the internet in the near future. What the fuck are you thinking? Why should you give up control of something that was invented here in the US? We have 1st Amendment rights, which extends to those people who have internet access no matter where they are at. Well, until their government steps in and block certain sites. Do you want Iran or China dictating what the fuck we are allowed to see here in the US? No? Then why even think of giving up control of the internet. Is it because of Snowden? Fuck him and let him waste away in Russia. Embarrassed that other countries were spied on? Who cares, they do the same thing with us so it's all fair in love and war.
I think you're crazy in even thinking this. I actually agree with Bill Clinton on one thing and that is that we shouldn't give up our internet controls. Just sayin'.